Love Island is a reality TV show where a bunch of young fame-seekers
jet off to paradise to 'have the summer of their lives'. Their dream summer consists of kissing and shagging their way to the finale where the winning couple will be awarded a fat check which will undoubtedly be spent on even more cosmetic procedures. Life after Love Island involves selling nutrition shakes on Instagram and getting booked to entertain drunken idiots at night-clubs every other weekend. This is as far as their fame will take them and the 'Islanders' usually
fade out of the spotlight before the next annual season of Love Island begins. Tragic.
People who choose to watch Love Island are chubby
wannabe's that will fall victim to their IQ dramatically
decreasing with each episode that they watch. Also, tragic.